What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...