No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...