Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.