Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.