Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...