Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...