He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...