Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...