Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...