Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...