Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...