What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...