Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...