The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...