A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.