Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints