One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...