Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....