When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...