Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...