A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...