Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...