Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
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Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
New inventions by blondes.
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Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Drinking fault finder
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The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...