Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....