Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...