Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...