Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....