Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...