George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...