keep flies out of the kitchen
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He was light fingered!
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Never There
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Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
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