ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...