Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...