Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...