Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...