What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...