What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...