Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....