The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...