Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...