Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...