This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...