Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...