Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...