GIRL’S CONFESSION
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A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What’s up Pussycat!
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Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
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I want to take money with me
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