Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...