Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...