Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...