Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
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I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...