Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...