You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...